Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:52:24 PDT
Pat here,...well hello there!
We just wanted to welcome you to our website the Little A'Le'Inn.
We the owners, Pat, Bill, and Connie, are very friendly... no matter what type of creature you are. Wow! Can you dim those lights down just a little so that I can get a better look at - well just what species are you!? No matter to us. All kinds and types are welcome here. We never tell secrets about who, what, or when you landed here. We may tell a few stories though if you stay around long enough. The locals really love to talk to the new folks in town. Better after you all have a few drinks, then things really get interesting.
Our little establishment here is for all who have the nerve to travel to the unusual and mysterious place near that, uh, well keep it quite, Area 51. We all know that the place does not exist.
Can I offer you some food? I do assume that maybe the Alien Burger would suit your kind best. If you like I can even give you a cold beer or two... that is if you are over 21 earth years old.
From the looks of your slotted eyes it appears that maybe you are looking for those machines that we have over there. You just drop in the coin, uh; US mint only though, and pull the handle... not too fast now. Those slot machines could win you big traveling money, or not, depends on how lucky you are feeling. Oh, you have to light that thing up outside, new law says that is the way it is now days or pay the heavy fines.
Well now that you have had your fun with those machines how about checking out our fabulous gift shop. You might even find some pictures of your relatives over there, or some of the more famous A'Le'Inn visitors hanging around on the walls.
Since you traveled all those light years to get here, can we offer you a place to lay your, uh, well I guess that is your head, down!? We have a small variety of accommodations for various creature sizes and numbers.
Well, good morning we trust you slept well. Can we interest you in some of our favorite galactic breakfast delights? If you hang around a little longer, we will have the afternoon menu available for your dining pleasure. Why you can even stop back in for supper. We serve specials daily and it varies on different days and the time of day.
We are saddened to see such a fine species as you leaving. We do hope that you enjoyed your stay with us. Please do come back as often as you like. Should you need road assistance or help or maybe just want to travel around the area some more, we certainly have the maps, books, and postcards to assist you. Travel safely and watch out for those other strange creatures that may be on the roads
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TO NO WHERE!.
Do not forget before you visit us to print out our coupons for in-store use.